This was a dose of sad news to find in my RSS Reader this morning, FileFront shutting down March 30, this is almost as bad as when Stage6 went away. :(
Edit: Turns out some people have acquired FileFront and will be keeping it running wooooo
> Well This Sucks
> Rockstar and Blue Light
Oh wow a real blog entry! This is madness!
Okay so, here I was, minding my own buisness, coding some HTMLz for a client. I started getting a lil bit drowsy so I decide to crack open a Rockstar. Now, I usually have this LED multicolour lamp on while I code at night so I can see around my desk. I have it on blue most of the time because I find it bright enough to see objects lying on my desk but dim enough that it doesn't cause crazy eye numbing contrast. Anyways, as I was cracking open the Rockstar I noticed something very strange. The liquid inside was opaque and kind of pukey coloured. At first I thought it had gone bad or something, so I turned on the light to look at it. I poured some out into a cup and it looked normal.

That left me wondering why it had looked so strange before. Being the clever person I am I decided to shine the light on it and see what happened.

Oh god what the fuck.
Seriously, what the fuck.
Okay so, here I was, minding my own buisness, coding some HTMLz for a client. I started getting a lil bit drowsy so I decide to crack open a Rockstar. Now, I usually have this LED multicolour lamp on while I code at night so I can see around my desk. I have it on blue most of the time because I find it bright enough to see objects lying on my desk but dim enough that it doesn't cause crazy eye numbing contrast. Anyways, as I was cracking open the Rockstar I noticed something very strange. The liquid inside was opaque and kind of pukey coloured. At first I thought it had gone bad or something, so I turned on the light to look at it. I poured some out into a cup and it looked normal.

That left me wondering why it had looked so strange before. Being the clever person I am I decided to shine the light on it and see what happened.

Oh god what the fuck.
Seriously, what the fuck.
> Realtek Just Kicked In










I'm jordan I suck cocks
> NickMass --
Fix BBCode so it doesn't break W3Validator with Strict dtd kay? Thx.
> Swiss
> Tomato Paste
> French Make Over
> Fuck You, Carrot
> Laptop Dead
So my laptop overheated last week and I believe it fried its video card, forcing me to switch onto my much less powerful desktop. I ordered a new video card for my laptop off EBay a few days ago, and I'm expecting it to arrive this Monday, hopefully it will fix the problems I was having but if it doesn't I don't see myself replacing the laptop for at least a month. My desktop really can't handle WoW so I have had a lot of time to waste doing other things, and I ended up spending most of that time working on the website. I added a search tool to the Admin section, it was my first time playing with the MySQL full-text search tools which really simplified things compared to how I made the search tool by hand in PHP on the old site. User management is in for the admins now so no more messing with the DB, and the new rank system has been deployed which is pretty much the biggest feature addition so far over the old site. The new ranks allow us to give users permission to make front page post while not making them fully powered admins. We have already started being targeted by spam bots again so I put in a quick anti-spam math question in for guest comments, and we are able to ban specific IPs again. All the random site settings, like the page titles and posts per page, are controlled by the admin page now. I also setup the RSS feed for the new site which is available Here. BBcode is back, although I haven't setup quite as many tags as we used to support I stuck with things I deemed important.
Here's the list of supported tags
[ b]text[ /b] - Bold Text
[ i]text[ /i] - Italic Text
[ u]text[ /u] - Underlined Text
[ img]URL[ /img] -
[ url]URL[ /url] - http://malandaven.com
[ url=URL]text[ /url] - MalAndAven.com
With all the above complete there really isn't much more for me to do on the site, besides add new features, so I'm considering the rewrite of the old site pretty much complete which is a nice thing to have done.
Here's the list of supported tags
[ b]text[ /b] - Bold Text
[ i]text[ /i] - Italic Text
[ u]text[ /u] - Underlined Text
[ img]URL[ /img] -

[ url]URL[ /url] - http://malandaven.com
[ url=URL]text[ /url] - MalAndAven.com
Code:
[ code]text[ /code]
Quote:
“[ quote]text[ /quote]”NickMass posted:
“[ quote=name]text[ /quote]”With all the above complete there really isn't much more for me to do on the site, besides add new features, so I'm considering the rewrite of the old site pretty much complete which is a nice thing to have done.
> New Site (No More Posts to Fill Archives)
So, we have been running on the new CodeIgniter based site backend for about a month now but I haven't bothered to make a post about it until now, mainly because there hasn't been anything interesting enough to post about, but now I have done something that may affect one person sometime in the future perhaps many years from now when they accidently visit this site. Because of some changes I made to the users table of the database all old user accounts have to be remade, benefits of this are passwords being stored in an ever so slightly more secure manor, and users now having registration dates associated with their accounts.
That's not all that has changed around the site though, there is a new design which you can clearly see, and I think it is the first time one of the site designs completely craps out in IE6, but I think by now everyone has had enough time to upgrade to IE7 if not, screw you. The site now actually has valid XHTML instead of spouting out a few hundred errors if you ever tried to validate it. Posts can now been sorted into categories when we create them and then can be linked to separately like you can see with most of the links in the side box. Each category can be given its own theme (example here: http://malandaven.com/index.php/blog/category/9). The archive is no longer gay as hell, and I don't need to worry about it crapping out on its self if I forget to post one month. Changing the layout of the site can now be done in separate files instead of digging through thousands of lines of PHP. Avatars are gone, they were annoying as hell to deal with and no one used them. Admin page is super sexirific but you will never see it. And many MANY other smaller optimizations, the site is 100% new code, nothing from the old crappy backend was reused.
Unfortunately there is still quite a bit left for me to get done, though I have all the vital things finished I believe. For the moment BBCode is no longer working, I'll set it up sometime but it is pretty low on my list of priorities. To manage user accounts I have to go in and mess with the DB by hand because I haven't finished that section of the Admin pages. I would also like to completely restructure the ranks system, I have a pretty good idea of how I'm going to do it but I need to finish the boring manage user crap before I get started. Simple site settings (like the title of the page and how many posts show up on each page) need to be changed within the code, no way to do it from the Admin pages yet. And I'm sure I will find many other things that need to be done as I'm messing with the site, but I will get it all finished, eventually.
That's not all that has changed around the site though, there is a new design which you can clearly see, and I think it is the first time one of the site designs completely craps out in IE6, but I think by now everyone has had enough time to upgrade to IE7 if not, screw you. The site now actually has valid XHTML instead of spouting out a few hundred errors if you ever tried to validate it. Posts can now been sorted into categories when we create them and then can be linked to separately like you can see with most of the links in the side box. Each category can be given its own theme (example here: http://malandaven.com/index.php/blog/category/9). The archive is no longer gay as hell, and I don't need to worry about it crapping out on its self if I forget to post one month. Changing the layout of the site can now be done in separate files instead of digging through thousands of lines of PHP. Avatars are gone, they were annoying as hell to deal with and no one used them. Admin page is super sexirific but you will never see it. And many MANY other smaller optimizations, the site is 100% new code, nothing from the old crappy backend was reused.
Unfortunately there is still quite a bit left for me to get done, though I have all the vital things finished I believe. For the moment BBCode is no longer working, I'll set it up sometime but it is pretty low on my list of priorities. To manage user accounts I have to go in and mess with the DB by hand because I haven't finished that section of the Admin pages. I would also like to completely restructure the ranks system, I have a pretty good idea of how I'm going to do it but I need to finish the boring manage user crap before I get started. Simple site settings (like the title of the page and how many posts show up on each page) need to be changed within the code, no way to do it from the Admin pages yet. And I'm sure I will find many other things that need to be done as I'm messing with the site, but I will get it all finished, eventually.
> Using DirectX in C#
Lately I've been playing around with managed Direct X in C#. Now, I'm still fairly new to programming, but the .NET framework really makes it easy. Over the course of a week I had managed to create a small window that rendered some 3D terrain from a bitmap. That was pretty neat and all, but my code was getting very messy and unorganized. I decided to scrap the project and start over using the XNA framework, which turns out is much much easier and convienient. It has speciallized methods specifically for DirectX and has a much easier learning curve. Right now I'm working on making a birds-eye-view online racing game with it. I've only got very basic controls and graphics rendered, but its coming along.
> About Us
Welcome to Maligo and Avenphire's site full of goodies! Here you can find a variety of time wasting things like a blog, and some comics, and a whole lot of useless crap that we made out of boredom. If you really like you can browse through our images and screenshots or leave stupid comments on posts. We don't really care.
> SEND LLOYD UR UNICEFs
End of a month so I need to make a post to keep archive from gaying up. I have now begun working on the new version of the sites backend, I chose to use CodeIgniter this time to help out a bit. CodeIgniter is a PHP framework that pretty much kicks ass, it really helps keep your HTML and your code separate allowing for design changes to be made easily and site themes can differ completely from each other. It also has a sweet database abstraction layer which can really help out development. I'm probably going to switch the live system over to the new one in a week or 2, it defiantly won't have all the features implemented yet. NAIT semester 2 is over I failed half my classes, it sucks. Buy Audiosurf on Steam its like 10 bucks and fun as hell, here is a picture of it to make this post seem longer.


> MARCH
IT IS MARCH.
> Must make a February post
Even though I have nothing to write about I MUST make at least one post this month to keep the stupid archives thing from looking gay. I haven't worked on the new CMS at all, I have been far too busy doing nothing. I'm in the middle of midterms at NAIT right now which is mighty exciting. And in semi important internet news Stage6 announced yesterday that they will be closing down their site on the 28th of Feb.
> Hahahahahahaha
The plane flew.
> So There is This Plane
There is a plane, and it is on a giant treadmill, the treadmill is setup to exactly match the speed of the plane, but the plane is going one way, and the treadmill is going another. Will the plane be able to take off?
Now, to me it seems crazy obvious that the plane would take off without a problem, but some dumber people out there have been telling me it won't. Fortunately Mythbusters with be covering this in an episode on Jan 30th and I will be able to point a laugh at said stupid people.
Now, to me it seems crazy obvious that the plane would take off without a problem, but some dumber people out there have been telling me it won't. Fortunately Mythbusters with be covering this in an episode on Jan 30th and I will be able to point a laugh at said stupid people.
> 2008
Yaay its 2008, gonna redo site soon, shall be fun, woot toot.
> ....it's...finally..over!
So it's been about four months since I started at NAIT and the first semester is coming to a close. There is one week of classes (almost all review) and then four final exams and I'm done, so it seems like a good time to go over what the NAIT experience has been like.
I am enrolled in the Computer Systems Technologies program, a programming course, it consists of 4 semesters and each semester is 4 months. The days are from 8:15am to 4:10pm, with about 3 hours in that span where we have no classes. In the first semester I had 4 different classes, Logic, Accounting, Programming, Foundations for Success, and Fundamental Computer Concepts.
IST 110 Logic and Problem Solving This was one of the better classes, basically it's just programming but on paper with crazy symbols. You will be given a problem to solve and you need to draw up a flow chart using programming structures (loops, decisions, etc.) to solve the problem. Teacher was great workload was low, and seemed to teach quite bit.
IST 115 Accounting Kinda a strange class to have in a program focusing on programming, but it is supposed to help us understand what's going on in the business world. I had no prior experience with accounting so I was actually learning stuff in this class. But it was pretty freaken boring, it consisted almost entirely of doing assignments off of some crazy website and resubmitting them over and over until you get 100%. Seemed easy enough to get through if actually attempt all the assignments.
IST 135 Programming This was class was pretty key to the course. It was an introduction to programming and used the Java language. I personally had never done anything major in Java before but it was pretty much identical to C# and I've done quite a few things with that. I found myself learning almost nothing from 135 except that can be really hard to get used to NAITs crazy programming standards (Naming style, formatting rules, crazy comment blocks all over the place) when you have been approaching things differently for your whole life. This class sucked for me but I think if I had never programmed before it might of actually been useful.
IST 140 Foundations for Success Fucking retarded, I can't believe we had to take this shit.
IST 185 Fundamental Computer Concepts Interesting class, and I quite enjoyed it. Taught me some crazy methods for doing binary and hex in my head, and then reviewed how to do the simplest things in windows XP, and installing things like video cards and hard drives. Easy class, with the occasional intriguing lectures.
Overall, NAIT seems to be a nice school and CST a nice course but I was expecting it to be a bit faster pace and cover a lot more than it did. This semester was pretty a waste of time for me and it kinda sucks that I had to pay so much to learn as much as I could learn on my own in a week. Also.... NAIT NEEDS MORE POWER SOCKETS, HOW THE HELL CAN A COURSE WHERE ALMOST EVERYONE HAS LAPTOPS FUNCTION WHEN THERE IS LIKE ONE PLUG IN PER CLASS.
I am enrolled in the Computer Systems Technologies program, a programming course, it consists of 4 semesters and each semester is 4 months. The days are from 8:15am to 4:10pm, with about 3 hours in that span where we have no classes. In the first semester I had 4 different classes, Logic, Accounting, Programming, Foundations for Success, and Fundamental Computer Concepts.
IST 110 Logic and Problem Solving This was one of the better classes, basically it's just programming but on paper with crazy symbols. You will be given a problem to solve and you need to draw up a flow chart using programming structures (loops, decisions, etc.) to solve the problem. Teacher was great workload was low, and seemed to teach quite bit.
IST 115 Accounting Kinda a strange class to have in a program focusing on programming, but it is supposed to help us understand what's going on in the business world. I had no prior experience with accounting so I was actually learning stuff in this class. But it was pretty freaken boring, it consisted almost entirely of doing assignments off of some crazy website and resubmitting them over and over until you get 100%. Seemed easy enough to get through if actually attempt all the assignments.
IST 135 Programming This was class was pretty key to the course. It was an introduction to programming and used the Java language. I personally had never done anything major in Java before but it was pretty much identical to C# and I've done quite a few things with that. I found myself learning almost nothing from 135 except that can be really hard to get used to NAITs crazy programming standards (Naming style, formatting rules, crazy comment blocks all over the place) when you have been approaching things differently for your whole life. This class sucked for me but I think if I had never programmed before it might of actually been useful.
IST 140 Foundations for Success Fucking retarded, I can't believe we had to take this shit.
IST 185 Fundamental Computer Concepts Interesting class, and I quite enjoyed it. Taught me some crazy methods for doing binary and hex in my head, and then reviewed how to do the simplest things in windows XP, and installing things like video cards and hard drives. Easy class, with the occasional intriguing lectures.
Overall, NAIT seems to be a nice school and CST a nice course but I was expecting it to be a bit faster pace and cover a lot more than it did. This semester was pretty a waste of time for me and it kinda sucks that I had to pay so much to learn as much as I could learn on my own in a week. Also.... NAIT NEEDS MORE POWER SOCKETS, HOW THE HELL CAN A COURSE WHERE ALMOST EVERYONE HAS LAPTOPS FUNCTION WHEN THERE IS LIKE ONE PLUG IN PER CLASS.
> Personal Revelations
So, here I am, at 3:35 AM sitting here after playing video games for hmmm... 14 and a half hours. I went upstairs to get some juice because I was thirsty and I was thinking about somethings. I've always known that I procrastinate and ignore things all the time because I'm just strait up lazy, however it never occurred to me just how lazy I really am. I put way to much shit off and leave it to the last second or don't do it at all and I also have very little self control. For example, for the past few months I've been working at a place right near a bunch of fast food places. Since then I've been eating out about 5 times a week. I now have chub on my stomach and its disgusting. From now on I'm going to buckle down a bit. Starting steps to getting into healthy habits is building up consitancy, I think, so I'm going to do a few things. One, I'm going to make sure I only eat out ONCE a week. If I do get hungry and go out I will only get a sandwich (something healthy) and try to avoid cheese and mayonase because even though I love them both, they're fatty and I don't need that shit in my body. I want to live past 65. Also, I'm going to try and frequently update the site. Mondays will be C:\ comic updates. I was also thinking about doing a Wii review once every week or two. I bought one recently and pick up a new game every few days and am having great fun. Super Mario Galaxy is pretty great, but I'll leave those details for a review, which if I decide to write, will be posted on Thursdays. I'd like to be so ambitious to say that I'll make a new post every day but in reality, I know that wont happen. There's shit all to post about in my daily life anyways, plus its boring when I do so I'll just clump in the weekly happenings in the life of Jordan with Monday and Thursday posts. If I can fix Photoshop and Flash then there will be a comic on Monday.




